🚨🪽 Me When Anything With Wings Gets Within 10 Feet of Me 😂

There are two kinds of people in this world:

People who see something flying nearby and calmly say,
“Aw, look at that little bird.” 🥰

And then there’s me.

The second anything with wings comes within a 10-foot radius, my entire nervous system immediately goes into emergency mode. 🚨😂

A butterfly?

EVACUATE. 🦋🏃‍♂️

A bird flying a little too close?

WE HAVE A SITUATION. 🐦🚨

A moth appears out of nowhere?

Forget everything. This is now a national emergency. 😭

And don’t even get me started on bees.

The moment I hear that tiny buzzing sound, I suddenly discover athletic abilities I never knew I possessed. 😂🏃💨

I’ll jump, duck, wave my arms, run in the opposite direction, and somehow end up halfway across the room before anyone else has even realized what happened.

Meanwhile, the creature is probably thinking:

“Relax. I’m literally just passing through.” 😂

But at that point, it’s too late.

My brain has already activated the emergency protocol:

🚨 IDENTIFY WINGED OBJECT
🚨 PANIC IMMEDIATELY
🚨 ABANDON CURRENT LOCATION
🚨 ASK QUESTIONS LATER

Honestly, I don’t care how small it is.

If it has wings and gets within 10 feet of me…

we’re both leaving. 😂🪽🚨